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Torch said:
Lord of the Wolves said:
Guys! I just came up with the best thing to do when someone breaks into your house. Hit them in the head with a shotgun!
With the bullet or the actual gun? Why not just sic the chicken on them?
No, if someone breaks into your house, you break into their house and steal them. ~ See, you gotta force them to give your stuff back for ransom. |
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But why would I want them? |
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this is- this is big brain- |
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if you take them- you can take back your things- and everything they own- and then use them as a hostage to get other things from other people- |
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and in the end- the authorities dont know which one of you did what- but since they broke into your house first- all you have to do is claim that you are the hostage- and set them up even further.
it all makes since if you read between the lines- i shall explain: |
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when they break into your house- they take your stuff- so then you follow them back to their place and take them and their stuff- and if no one sees you follow them back to their place- you can easily claim that they took you. and then you take them- and use them as a hostage and kill all the witnesses- and then boom! blame it all on them and you're free to go. |
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they get jailed- you get to live in luxury. if you did enough maybe they get death row. and you live happiliy ever unti-someone-else-breaks-in make sure to switch up your methods for the next round or it'll get sucpicous. unless you can set up all of the people who break into your place as being in a gang- because then- that makes even more since- |
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so when the first one breaks in and you follow them back all you gotta do is give em a marking of some made up gang- and then each time you use this strategy you just mark each of your victoms. the authorites will believe that you are being targeted by this gang where everyone uses the same method of break-in kidnap- and then use you as a hostage- and you're all set. |
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*sarcastic voice*
This makes absolutely all the sense in the entire world |
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Summer Month: 3 
Day 
Earthquake
