Granted but when he returns he will appear in my pack and he will die again for not having a dalmation coat.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse

Granted, But its a zommatian apocalypse instead.

I wish for a black tree.

Granted but the next day it will be burned because its color makes it absorb too much heat / light energy.


I wish for a dalmatian werewolf ^^

Granted.

Though seeing as there are not Dalmatian Wolves, you can only be one or another.

So a were-dalmation is born.

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I wish for someone else to grant my wish.

Granted but it's when you already quit the game and your account gets deleted, so you don't remember about this game anymore, so if you meet someone who claims to be your 'wish granter' you'll think it's a thief.

I wish to be faster than light.

granted but your no longer real as your atoms all are gone

I wish for a Juniper berry

Granted but it's only a picture on a screen and the image doesn't even look like a berry

I wish for my favorite anime to go on forever

Granted but you will never be able to watch it without getting deathly ill.

I wish to fade

Granted but only for ten seconds

I wish for my chicken nugget to stop throwing dodgeball at me

Granted, but your dodgeballs will start throwing chicken nuggets at you :P

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I wish I could be invisible