Banned for not liking an adorable creature.

Banned for liking an airborne pest

Banned for talking about a fly lol

banned for being a dead tree

Banned for assuming I'm dead.

Banned for not seeing what charcoal is dead wood

Banned because it's actually anything that contains carbon from wood, to bone, to any other carboneous (?) material.

Banned because you used big words

banned for not knowing science

Banned for thinking I don't know science.