Banned for having a black wolf on your avatar.

Banned because the wolf in your avatar only takes up half of the space.

Banned for spamming me

Banned for not appreciating payback.

Banned for quite possibly living in this forum.

Banned because I'm not limited to one forum. I just live in the forums as a whole.

Banned for living in other forums, you traitor.

Banned for calling me a traitor because I don't live where you live.

Banned for not knowing I live in chat and explore.

Banned for being a, wait for it, traitor.