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I can't, the beef flavor is too bland ~
Go poke a bear |
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Neutral
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The bear is dead, so the killer vultures are eating its motionless corpse. They would maul me. -- Play that song. The one that.. brings back your [insert word here] memories. |
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Neutral
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I can't. I left the internet out of the fridge too long.
Go lick a cloud. |
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Neutral
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I'm too short to reach one. -- Kiss a frog. No, a toad. |
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Neutral
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Sorry, my lips were disshappen a couple years ago when i kissed a boxer's fists for twenty bucks. go shave the sheep. |
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Neutral
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I have no shears. Hand shaving them would take too long, even for a sheep. -- Skydive off of a plane. |
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Lightbringer
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Too high for my taste.
Go dig a hole~ |
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I got trapped in a hole last week. Nice try. T-T -- Sneak up on a turtle and ask how life was in the Ice Age. |
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I can't, I'm afraid of water ~
Go make someone happy |
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Everybody fears me. (Possibly true fact in-person) -- Walk out of the coffin at your "funeral". |
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Summer 
Day Weather: 
Earthquake
