I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.

Press any key to continue, where's the any key?

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.

An apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you throw it hard enough.

Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears.

"I'm sorry" and "My bad" mean the same thing. Unless you're at a funeral.

Red like roses fills my dreams and takes me to the place you rest.
White is cold and always yearning, burdened by the royal test.
Black the beast decends from shadow.
Yellow beauty burns gold.
~RWBY~

In this world
Wherever there is light, there are also shadows
As long as the concept of winners exist, there must be losers
The selfish desire of wanting to maintain peace causes wars
and hatred is born to protect love

If you hurt any of the people close to me, I watch CSI, I can make your death look like an accident