People quotes:

"When in doubt, just remember that you are the cookie." ~Crimson Roses

"It smells like Jesus." ~A friend

Context: My cat

"At the mirror? Now I'm imagining this: 'Do I look beautiful today?' '...Yes. I look beautiful today.'" ~Howling Wolves Pack

"Cats get coffee, everyone dies." ~Shh

"'Oh I like nuked food' Watching old movies always amuse me with little lines like that." ~Rageing Stormz

"This boy at my school came up to me and my friend and was
like 'Girls have one more hole then guys. Did you know that?' Then walked away." ~Autumn_Moon

"When lurking you gotta wait until someone mentions something
close to your name like 'I love the season Autumn' and you
pop in like a ninja." ~Sevoth

"Well, I mean,
It's a common misconception. You cook goldfish-?
No! You put coke on 'em." ~The Sandman

"Ah. The magic phrase 'We're going on a walk.'
For my dog it's 'You wanna go bye bye?' " ~TKO

"The corpses in my fridge always look at me weirdly when I say I love them." ~Muwurder

"Hey does my avatar have the proper "flirting while stoned and mildly tipsy in a Denny's parking lot at 3 am?""

"We are saving potatoes and eating people. the vegans would be ashamed" ~Draconian