Welcome to I'd do it if!

This is a game of making your own dares. So, rather than having to think about what you could make someone do, try to think of what you could convince yourself to do! (For a price, or course, just to try to get crazier answers!)

To play, say something that you might consider doing, if you got something out of it, and what it would take to get you to do it. Go crazy!
Examples that may or may not be true of myself (mostly not ha)

I'd go skydiving off the Statue of Liberty if someone gave me a lifetime supply of cotton candy.

I'd try to catch a bowling ball someone tossed at me if I could tape pillows all over myself for padding.

I'd eat five pounds of pudding if it was for showing off in front of a crowd.

I'd drop my phone over a cliff if I was given enough pizza.

Obviously this is pretty open to randomness- answers like

"I'd eat a bowl of ice cream if it was mint chocolate chip" are technically correct, but not as much fun! The weirder the dare or reward, the funnier it should be, so get creative!

I'd wait till I'm 25 to move out if I got 800 apples and 8000 mush on wp every day.

(I was going to move out when I'm 20)

I'd deconstruct the molecular structure of a droplet of water if someone gave me a brownie

I'd run around in a rainstorm for an hour if I was given a lifetime supply of sweets

Id lick a cactus if given some ninjago lego sets (don't ask why I picked the lick its a dare/joke made by a friend )

If someone gave me 50 apples for free, I would go train to be an astronaut

I'd give you my dog if you gave me 900 dollars

I would recite the ratatouille critic 'speech'

just for kicks because I accidentally memorized it

If you ask me to

I would give you my rare plush if I got everything you own

I'd finally remember to take my meds if wait- what was I saying?

Id finally get into shape if I had a dog to do it with me