Hi welcome to my den! So glad to have you here! Come on join us for fright, don't worry we don't bite! I own MatPat Bakery. I also have horrible spelling. I love to rhyme at the right time

>Banned from my Bakery<

No-one

《Used to be banned》

Midnight

Pronouns: He,Him,They,Them

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Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected…

Welcome to MatPat Bakery!

We make:

Corny Jokes

Lore

Cake

and all sorts of other things!

So step right up and try some!

Things I like: Scooby-Doo, Sail North, AJR, Pokémon, Mario, Wolfplay, C.ai and Five nights at Freddy's.

My most recent auto correct:

Yes Doesn't have many friends and family members who have been there for years compared with their own MatPat in their pokeballs years compared by their experience with their products in their industry as a night blowing up my life now you won't see me again. Ok wow thank goodness that is said and done by the shoulder and the first Pokémon of your puny worthless life. You can hear a low rise by the way that you were about to finish.