Yeah, she was still passively in my life all the way up to the moment she accused me of being racist in a Mexican restaurant because I had a splitting headache and mentioned that the BLARING music was making it worse.

This is also the same visit where she got two gallons of ice cream for the whole family and took great exception when I got myself some and didn't bend over backwards and move heaven to bring her a bowl and chose to lecture me about it instead of just being like "Hey, could you get me a bowl too while you're up?" Because that only makes sense.

Oooh that riles my bones

Now I just pretend she's dead :)

So much more peace.

I highly recommend

TRUTH

Ah yes ive done it too

If you ever need luvin im here baby

Thank, but that's what I legally kidnapped my sister for ;)

oooh i feel invested in this story

The short version?

Me and Satini met on wattpad close to a decade ago, I decided to adopt and invest my soul into the well-being of this asexual disaster feline, jump forward to about six months ago, I picked her up from her biological mother's house for a three month vacation.

oh shit-

Yes?