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Ainsley: What is the one thing I told you not to do? Rica: Burn the house down. Ainsley: And what did you do? Rica: I made dinner. Ainsley: Rica: Ainsley: Rica: And burnt the house down. _____ Rica: Don’t stay up all night, Ainsley. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt. ______ Rica: As top in this relationship, I think we should- Ainsley: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me. _____ Rica, handing a balloon to Ainsley: I have no soul. Have a good day! Ainsley, walking off: I don't have one either. _____ Ainsley: Why would you think any of this was a good idea? Rica: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Ainsley: Rica: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this. ______ Ainsley: Relationships should be 50/50. Rica cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty. ___ Rica: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff. Ainsley: Oh, that was all real. Rica: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?! Ainsley: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right. ______ Rica: Ainsley, can I speak to you for a minute? In private. Ainsley: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that. _____ Rica: Though I admit I don’t know much about you, I am feeling pretty confident in my assessment that you are probably some sort of sick deadly fuck. Ainsley: Who told you my secret? ________ Ainsley: So Rica, how did your first time cooking dinner go? Rica: Pretty good if I do say so myself. Ainsley: Oo! Okay, what are we having? Rica: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato. Ainsley: A whole potato? Rica: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches! Ainsley: These just look like big slabs of black. Rica: Because that's what they are! Rica: And then for desert, we have chocolate. Ainsley: These are just chocolate chips? Rica: They sure are! Rica: And then for drinks, we have toast! Rica: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite! _____ Rica: Pick a card, any card. Ainsley: Fine. Rica: Wait, that's my credit card! Ainsley: You said any card. ______ Rica: Ainsley, you need to react when people cry! Ainsley: I did. I rolled my eyes. ____ *Ainsley is fighting a monster* Rica: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it! Ainsley: The power to believe in myself!? Ainsley: No, a knife! Stab it! ______
Edited at October 22, 2022 11:58 PM by Spellbound
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Oh, my lord. You guys left me 440 something messages in this thread alone. Haha But I guess I deserve it for poofing for far too long and I'm very sorry about that, a lot of things have been going on. I'm so very sorry.
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Yusssss *^* You're back and now join the fun>:) Sirris said: Oh, my lord. You guys left me 440 something messages in this thread alone. Haha But I guess I deserve it for poofing for far too long and I'm very sorry about that, a lot of things have been going on. I'm so very sorry.
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Rica: Even Ainsley and I have been getting closer. The other day, they gave me half of their sandwich. Ainsley: I mistook them for a garbage can. --- Ainsley: You need to stop swearing so much. Rica: Shut the fuck up. Ainsley: Yeah, that's not how you do it. Rica: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it. Ainsley: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine. Rica: Shit the beep up. Ainsley: Rica: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT! --- Ainsley: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Rica: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Ainsley: But you’re always acting stupid? Rica: ... Rica: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard. --- Rica: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? Ainsley: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? Rica: Yes. Ainsley: I'd sleep. --- Ainsley: Can you cut me some slack, Rica? I’m sort of in love. Rica: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. Ainsley: I’m in love with you. Rica: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little. --- Rica: *angrily presses Ainsley against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?! Ainsley: ... Ainsley: Are we about to kiss- Spellbound said: Ainsley: What is the one thing I told you not to do? Rica: Burn the house down. Ainsley: And what did you do? Rica: I made dinner. Ainsley: Rica: Ainsley: Rica: And burnt the house down. _____ Rica: Don’t stay up all night, Ainsley. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt. ______ Rica: As top in this relationship, I think we should- Ainsley: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me. _____ Rica, handing a balloon to Ainsley: I have no soul. Have a good day! Ainsley, walking off: I don't have one either. _____ Ainsley: Why would you think any of this was a good idea? Rica: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Ainsley: Rica: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this. ______ Ainsley: Relationships should be 50/50. Rica cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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Haha, hello! I'm glad to see you're enjoying yourself! Haha Also - Why are these quote so cute? Haha Cereal said: Rica: Even Ainsley and I have been getting closer. The other day, they gave me half of their sandwich. Ainsley: I mistook them for a garbage can. --- Ainsley: You need to stop swearing so much. Rica: Shut the fuck up. Ainsley: Yeah, that's not how you do it. Rica: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it. Ainsley: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine. Rica: Shit the beep up. Ainsley: Rica: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT! --- Ainsley: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Rica: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Ainsley: But you’re always acting stupid? Rica: ... Rica: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard. --- Rica: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? Ainsley: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? Rica: Yes. Ainsley: I'd sleep. --- Ainsley: Can you cut me some slack, Rica? I’m sort of in love. Rica: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. Ainsley: I’m in love with you. Rica: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little. --- Rica: *angrily presses Ainsley against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?! Ainsley: ... Ainsley: Are we about to kiss- Spellbound said: Ainsley: What is the one thing I told you not to do? Rica: Burn the house down. Ainsley: And what did you do? Rica: I made dinner. Ainsley: Rica: Ainsley: Rica: And burnt the house down. _____ Rica: Don’t stay up all night, Ainsley. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt. ______ Rica: As top in this relationship, I think we should- Ainsley: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me. _____ Rica, handing a balloon to Ainsley: I have no soul. Have a good day! Ainsley, walking off: I don't have one either. _____ Ainsley: Why would you think any of this was a good idea? Rica: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Ainsley: Rica: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this. ______ Ainsley: Relationships should be 50/50. Rica cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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*Reads Umbria's submission, mouth hanging open in disbelief and amusement.* I read this: "I don't know about you, but the Queen resonates Closeted Lesbian." CLOSETED LESBIAN??? LMAOOOOO >U<
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I called it first tbh LMAO Sirris said: *Reads Umbria's submission, mouth hanging open in disbelief and amusement.* I read this: "I don't know about you, but the Queen resonates Closeted Lesbian." CLOSETED LESBIAN??? LMAOOOOO >U<
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The Queen jelly cause she can't act fruity 🙄 No everyone is being punished Spellbound said: I called it first tbh LMAO Sirris said: *Reads Umbria's submission, mouth hanging open in disbelief and amusement.* I read this: "I don't know about you, but the Queen resonates Closeted Lesbian." CLOSETED LESBIAN??? LMAOOOOO >U<
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Frfr 🙄💅🏽✨ Cereal said: The Queen jelly cause she can't act fruity 🙄 No everyone is being punished Spellbound said: I called it first tbh LMAO Sirris said: *Reads Umbria's submission, mouth hanging open in disbelief and amusement.* I read this: "I don't know about you, but the Queen resonates Closeted Lesbian." CLOSETED LESBIAN??? LMAOOOOO >U<
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Rica, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy. Ainsley: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again. _____ This made me cackle-
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