I feel like you're the type of person I don't ever want to hand a match to in fear of the house being burnt down -

Acid? If you mean the drug,

Sure. I guess. Never had it.

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Star

Heh,

I love lighting things on fire, honestly.

Nah, thats my brother. And I'm the person who you don't want to shred a book in front of-

Still planning my classmate's demise after he said he ate books.

No, I mean the kind that can burn a hole through metal.

Ooh, fun!

Here's how it will work:

We'll dunk your head in a pit of acid, then while your scalp

Throw me in what?

The pit of acid, DUH.

Wow what has happened here-? Should I be concerned?

Yayyy!