Maxi: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…

Tory: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Maxi: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…

Garvin: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

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Hikaru: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Maxi: I don't know how to do that.

Tory: I don't wear a watch.

Garvin: Time is a construct.

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Garvin: I’m a fool, not an idiot.

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Tory: Did you win? Or just not die?

Tory: Either way, hooray.

Garvin: ...Is "no" a valid answer?

Tory: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me.

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Garvin: What makes a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?

Garvin: A stab wound.

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Garvin: Hikaru likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.

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Maxi: Listen, in the wild wild west there is always a woman in the saloon and nobody messes with her even though they all have guns.

Garvin: That's because she's a prostitute.

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Hikaru: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?

Garvin: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.

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Garvin: Maxi, I am nothing if not a man of principle.

Garvin: Now let’s break into this apartment.

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Garvin: If you see me talking to myself, go away! I’m self-employed and we’re having a staff meeting!

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*Maxi dies in a game with ships*

Tory: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us.

Tory: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.

Garvin: Legend has it that Maxi still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks.

Maxi: Of course I do.

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Hikaru: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?

Garvin: Damn, if people did that to each other, Tory would've killed me years ago.