I don't even like zombies why am I so invested in figuring this out?

The RP needs to be flashy.

Ah yes, must make Lord Tengen proud

Clovis: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Blake: >:O language

Akira: Yeah watch your fucking language

Catalina: OKAY WHO TAUGHT AKIRA THE FUCK WORD?

Tiras: 'The fuck word'.

Deamon: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Akira: Oh my god they censored it

Tiras: Say fuck, Deamon.

Akira: Do it, Deamon. Say fuck.

Clovis: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Blake: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Clovis: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Catalina: Actually I did the math, Blake would have $225, not $0.15.

Blake: Fam I’m right here....

Akira: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Clovis: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Akira: Sorry I only have a dollar

Clovis: :(

Catalina: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Blake would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Akira: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Catalina: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Tiras: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Catalina: Apply juice to what

Deamon: Directly to the forehead

Blake: Great chat everyone

Akira: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.
Akira: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

Blake: Pick a card, any card.
Akira: Fine.
Blake: Wait, that's my credit card!
Akira: You said any card.

Tiras: Do you have a self-care routine?
Catalina: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

Akira: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.
Felicia: So you're just gonna wait until Clovis is in danger and save them?
Akira: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them.
Felicia: ...
Felicia: You're insane.