Kobeni said:

Roskr screaming, raging, and yelling trying to find a table to throw.

Roskr: “ PERCYYY!!!”

well i used the website a little and got these gems soooo...

X: Whatever happened to the concept of less is more?
Emery: But if less is more, then just think of how much more 'more' will be!

X: The saying “it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission” no longer applies to Emery.

Mir: Please pray for Percy.
Roskr: What happened to them?
Mir: Nothing, they’re just very stupid.

Roskr: Why doesn’t Percy find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Mir: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Roskr: *bites lip*
Mir: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

Mir: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Roskr: We're chopsticks!
Mir: Well... that's cute!
Mir: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Percy: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

Aster: Do you think sex without love is a sin?
Stace: If it is, I’ll see you in hell.

Mosi: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Illa:
Mosi: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Illa: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

Emery: Could you be anymore annoying?
Percy: Yes.

Matt: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.
Aster: Wow, I've gotta hear this.
Matt: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.
Aster: You forgot pride.
Matt: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

Mosi: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi

Roskr: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Miyaki: Mine just says "Miyaki no."
Roskr: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Roskr: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Miyaki.

Emery: Hi, I'm Emery, and only you can prevent forest fires... seriously, it has to be you. I'm sure as hell not gonna do it.