Yes, tell us while Human shadow is still eating their cookie and I'm not distracted.

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I listened! Quietly, but yes.

Someone help. Human Shadows climbing on my head. Get them OFF-

Tempt Human Shadow with raspberries

Toddlers love fruit

-_-

We don't eat food

And I have a toddler on my head. God, you may not like shadows, BUT PLEASE GET THEM OFFF!

Toddlers are like spiders (not that I'm scared of spiders but let's move on), and you have to treat them accordingly. Leave them the frick alone, don't annoy them and just stay away from them in general. And if there's one on your head, just yeet it off quickly. Toddlers are frigging evil, my dudes, unlike spiders. They will kill for the joy of it

I so failed XD

Toddlers love when things are hit

*smacks shadow, but only hits a shadow*

I tried :) xD

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That was...

ahem.

yes. That was. xD

-_- DID YOU READ THE LAST FEW PAGES?!? THEY DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE HITTING THEMSELVES!!*Runs around, trying to GENTLY get the toddler off*