Ravensrun said:

Mauve and Rose: it's complicated lol

lovel <333333

Jayco is next up I think? That or Rosa...

Cereal said:

Lovel is done

Who next?

Cereal said:

Jayco is going to be skipping the meeting entirely

If this was the present time, he'll skip it and come back with a box of KFC then ask what the meeting was about lmao

Rosalie: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?
Mauve: What? Like J F K W S Q X-
Rosalie: No, like, U R A Q T.
Mauve: Awwww!

Mauve: Talk dirty to me~
Rosalie: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Mauve: Wha-
Rosalie: The economy is in shambles.

Umbria: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.
Isolabella: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

Umbria: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
Isolabella: Bro, relax it was just a dream.
Umbria: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.
Isolabella: You wouldn’t?
Umbria: I mean, unless you want to-

Isolabella: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Umbria: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

Umbria, to Isolabella: We had a date!
Umbria: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

Isolabella: *seductively takes off glasses*
Isolabella: Wow...
Umbria: *blushes* Haha... what?
Isolabella: You're really fucking blurry.

Davorin: I like your new pants!
Lovel: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Davorin: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Lovel: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
Davorin: Thats’s… not what I meant.
Lovel: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Davorin.

Davorin: Hey, Lovel, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?
Lovel: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.
Davorin: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?
Lovel: Can't really say I have.
Davorin: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.
Lovel: Sorry, Davorin. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

Davorin: Are you trying to seduce me?
Lovel: Why, are you seducible?

Lovel: Bro-
Davorin: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Davorin: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

Davorin, throwing their head into Lovel's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Lovel, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

Lovel: I feel like doing something stupid.
Davorin: I’m stupid, do me.

Lovel: Are we fighting or flirting?
Davorin: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Lovel: Your point?

Davorin: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Lovel: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.