You know what time it is! That's right, new RP, more quotes, yay!
Not a ton yet, but more will come later, I'm sure
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Sol: Mai and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Iezekiel: What did you do?
Sol: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Mai: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?
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Jackie: Watcha doin?
Sol: Stealing my neighbour’s cat.
Jackie: Scandalous.
Jackie: Can I help?
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Kano: Why do you act like we’re three year olds?
Zakai, exasperated: WHY?!?
Zakai, points at Kano: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!
Zakai, points at Mai: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!
Zakai, points at Jackie: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!
Zakai: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????
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Kano: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Sol: I almost died.
Kano: That... was my favorite memory.
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Zakai: Last week, Cal tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".
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Sol: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.
Jackie: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.
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Iezekiel: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Jackie: But what if something else happens just this one time.
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Mai, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
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Cal: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*
Phoebe: Where did you get that?
Cal: My pocket.
Phoebe: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?
Cal: Skills.
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Mai: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Kano: Which one? I can't do both.
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Zakai: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Jackie: Nat 20 Charisma.
Zakai: That is NOT how that works-
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Zakai: I’m Zakai. I’m an accountant.
Jackie: I’m Jackie. I have a knife.
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Zakai: Did you win? Or just not die?
Zakai: Either way, hooray.
Jackie: ...Is "no" a valid answer?
Zakai: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me.
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Kano: When do you usually go to sleep?
Sol: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.
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Sol: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Jackie meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.
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Sol: Breaking News, Kano has disappointed us.
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Mai: Fight me!
Kano: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?
*Later*
Sol: Why is Kano crying?
Iezekiel: Mai kicked them really hard on the ankle.
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Cal: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.
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Jackie: When do I get my own gun?
Cal: I wouldn’t trust you with my kid’s lightsaber.
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Iezekiel: Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll be crying all day.
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Zakai: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Jackie way.
Phoebe: Isn't that the wrong way?
Zakai: Yes, but it's faster.
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Jackie: The wee-woo thingy?
Zakai: THE FIRE ALARM!?
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Cal: This is a judgment free zone.
*Pulls out a knife the size of their forearm*
Cal: And I mean it.
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Kano: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops!
Sol: *loads shotgun* I got this.
Kano: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-
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Jackie: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Iezekiel: So fuck oxygen, I guess.
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Sol: I'm very scary.
Cal: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Sol: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Cal: And small.
Sol:
Sol: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
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