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	Passi: Not me, my Queen, I'm not breaking any rules!  Suya: Didn't you kill your parents?  Agnar: Yeah, and aren't you gay too?  Passi: Ah, technicalities. Also, how do you know about that? All of that.  Agnar: Gaydar.  Suya: You mumble in your sleep about killing them.   Lost Memories said:  The Queen: It's come to my attention that some people may be breaking the rules of Everlong.  The knights: ...  The Queen: Wait- Is it... Is it all of you?  The knights: ...  Agnar: Gay man army, bitch!  Suya: Yeah, like, most of us are dating each other-  The Queen: Shit, who's supposed to protect me now?!     
 
      
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	Also, I'm already in love with Amos and Irfam's friendship XD  So, of course, I had to make them more incorrect quotes-  -  Irfam: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something. Amos: Irfam, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.  -  Irfam: Am I in trouble? Amos: Take a guess. Irfam: No? Amos: Take another guess.  -  Irfam: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! Amos: How can you still say that? Irfam: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.  -  Irfam: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Amos: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Irfam: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.  -  Irfam: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Amos: What did you do? Irfam: Nobody died. Amos: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!  
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	Those quotes are most certainly accurate lmao  
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	I need more of Len & Gen lmao.  Len now has a Sugar Momma xD  Edited at October 1, 2022 02:18 PM by Spellbound 
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	Seb, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me  Tatsuya, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.  -  Seb: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?  Brosc: Have everyone stand.  Agnar: Bring three more chairs!  Raulf: The most important ones can sit down.  Passi: Kill three  -  Seb: Bye Agnar! Bye Brosc! Bye Raulf! Bye Passi! Bye Agnar! Brosc: You said ‘bye Agnar’ twice. Seb: I like Agnar  -  Seb: Fuck. Agnar: We've got to work on your cursing. Seb: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.  -  Seb: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Agnar: You and me!!! Seb, tearing up: Okay  -  Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle. Raulf with Seb and Agnar behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Police: Yes…three. Seb: Oh, my God— What the fuck!? Police: Wha- Seb: Brosc FUCKING FELL OFF!  -  *The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one* Agnar: I will not let you down. Seb: Sounds fun. Tatsuya: K. Passi: No, I'm fucking not. Brosc: Do I have to be? Raulf: Please god, I am so tired.  -  Raulf, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Agnar: Hey! Passi: Hi. Brosc: Hello. Seb: Hey. Raulf: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Tatsuya: We were out of Doritos.  -     Raulf: Anyone d- Agnar: Depressed? Brosc: Drained? Seb: Dumb? Passi: Disliked? Raulf: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...  -  Kiano: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Dalion: Oh, you’ve been? Kiano: Once. In Monopoly.  -  Kiano: I actually have a black belt. Dalion: In what, karate? Kiano: No, from Gucci.  -  Kiano: Can you keep a secret? Dalion: Do you know anything about my life? Kiano: No I do not. Good point.  -        These are so fun to do even if they aren't entirely accurate lmao. Also Agnarrr <3  Updated with some Kiano & Dalion ones :D  Edited at October 1, 2022 04:17 PM by Moose 
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	This Is The One    Seb, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me  Tatsuya, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.  -      
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	Yess, I love all the inncorrect quotes! Seb being Agni's big brother is so sweet <3  
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	Raulf sounds like a total died in those quotes  I feel like he'll he the teacher that's stuck with a bunch of energetic students  And a delinquent, ahem, Passi  
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	I was imagining Raulf's just tired of dealing with the chaos that is the rest of the Knights lmao. Poor guy  Also do include the Shadow Knight in my affiliations?  
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