Tatsuya: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?
Eugene: What the hell!?
Tatsuya: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Tatsuya, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?
Eugene, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

Ava: Nice rock.
Edrys: Thanks, Rosalie gave it to me.
Rosalie: I threw it at you!
Edrys: Aren't they the sweetest?

Tatsuya is such a slut and I love him

Eugene: Jayco, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Jayco, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

He knows how to work it 😏💅🏽✨

Eugene: You can’t have a gun on stage!
Tatsuya: WRONG AGAIN! I can have a gun, and I must have a gun, that’s the rule of Chekhov’s Gun: have a gun. And now that it’s been seen, I will have to shoot someone before the end of the play.

Tatsuya: The stars are so beautiful...
Eugene: They're just giant balls of gas.
Tatsuya: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Eugene: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Tatsuya: Oh...

Lovel: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Dahlia?
Dahlia: No.
Lovel: I think I speak for Dahlia when I say it sounds really super.

I feel like Eugene slept with Lovel at some point-

Cause he hotter than the Sun

Eugene: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreashing.
Tatsuya: Are you a software update? because not right now.