Zylpha: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!
Brosc: You can eat a rock.
Isolabella: Air.
Garvin: The fabric of time and space.
Edrys: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
Zylpha: You guys are not helpful.
Jayco: Garvin won’t wake up, what do I do?
Umbria: Did you try kicking them?
Jayco: Yes.
Umbria: I’m out of ideas.
Umbria: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?
Isolabella: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.
Garvin: I can't imagine what Zylpha is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
Umbria: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!
The Gang: ...
Umbria: Oh, right. The lying.
Umbria: I wanna die.
Isolabella: We all do, you aren't special!
Jayco: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Kiran: How can you still say that?
Jayco: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
Garvin: Even Rosalie and I have been getting closer. The other day, they gave me half of their sandwich.
Rosalie: I mistook them for a garbage can.
Umbria: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Isolabella: Nope, there's 26.
Umbria: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Isolabella: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Umbria: You'll get the D later ;).
Jayco: What goes up but never comes down?
Tatsuya: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.