Isolabella: Thanks for opening my message and not responding.
Umbria: All good bro, any time.
Isolabella: Fuck you.
Isolabella: When surrendering, Umbria is to hand the sword over HILT first.
Isolabella: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six.
Umbria, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!
Isolabella: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds.
Umbria: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?
Isolabella: NO-
Umbria: Isolabella, I screwed up, big time.
Isolabella: Umbria, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
Umbria: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Isolabella: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Umbria: You don’t have to wear…
Isolabella: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
Isolabella: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?
Umbria: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.
Umbria: Are we fighting or flirting?
Isolabella: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Umbria: Your point?
Umbria: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
Isolabella: Making four accounts.
Umbria, tearing up: Really...?