Jayco: I lost Suya.
Garvin: How did you LOSE Suya?!
Brosc: To be fair, they are very small.

Garvin : Blue M&Ms are the best.
Tatsuya: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?
Garvin : What about it? They are.
Tatsuya: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
Tatsuya: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Garvin : YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!
Brosc: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.
Jayco : I like the yellow ones.
Garvin and Tatsuya: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!

Suya, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.
Jayco: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?
Suya: I absolutely fucking do not.

Brosc: Hey guys I just found a new song I really like-
Tatsuya: Is it about death?
Brosc: No.
Garvin : Is it about drugs?
Jayco : Is it about sex?
Brosc: NO- it's about happiness and peace and-
Tatsuya, Garvin , and Jayco :

*Casually in the Middle of a High Stakes/Dangerous Situation*
Jayco: How do you eat pickles?
Suya: What do you mean?
Jayco: I mean, there's a whole process. It's not like you can grab them from the jar with your hand, because it's cold and the juice burns if you have a cut, plus, it's pretty unsanitary. And you can't use a spoon because you'll have to scoop it out, and it'll be way too difficult to grab more than three or four without taking 10 minutes along with half the brine in the jar, even if it's one with holes.
Suya: Yeah, that's why you use a fork.
Jayco: Okay, sure, but what if you don't have one of the big ones clean? It's weird to use a small one. But there is always one of those smaller sharp knives clean.
Suya: But the straight edge doesn't really fit the cylindrical shape, and you have to make sure you don' t break it, it's too much work.
Jayco: It makes me feel like I deserve the pickles though. Like, "Yeah, I did it. That's right. Good job me." It's empowering. But even after that, it's not like you can use a bowl.
Suya: I get that, it's not ascetically pleasing.
Jayco: Exactly! And it looks weird if you don't entirely fill the bowl, but you also can't eat that many. My solution: Use a mug.
Suya: *Nods in agreement*
Garvin: That is all very interesting, BUT WE'RE TRYING NOT TO DIE RIGHT NOW! USE YOUR LIMITED ATTENTION SPANS AND FOCUS!
Jayco: Jeez, okay.
Suya: Quit yelling at us already.

Tatsuya: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Jayco : You left me, Garvin , and Brosc in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Tatsuya: I did that on purpose, try again.

Suya: Do you cook?
Garvin: I made a cake once.
Jayco: Yeah, it was good.
Garvin: Really?
Jayco: Don’t make me lie twice, Garvin.

Garvin to Suya: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just...
Jayco: Cockroach ankles!
Garvin: Ye- uh, what?

Brosc, teaching Jayco to drive: Okay, you're driving and Garvin and Suya walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Jayco: Oh, definitely Suya. I could never hurt Garvin.
Brosc, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

they know he is lying-