damn what pissed him off

Brosc: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Suya: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Jayco: I personally was created in a lab.
Garvin: I just straight up spawned lol.

Brosc: We need to distract these guys.
Tatsuya: Leave it to me.
Tatsuya: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Jayco & Garvin : *immediately begin arguing*

Brosc: Tatsuya! I can't do this stupid math!
Tatsuya: What’s the math problem?
Brosc: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.
Garvin , covering Jayco 's ears, while Tatsuya smacks Brosc upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.

Suya: *is hugging Jayco*
Garvin: Hey! It's my turn to hug Jayco!
Garvin: *grabs Jayco*
Brosc: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!
Suya: No, It's still my turn!
Jayco: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
Garvin: But we need the moral support!
Suya: And you're small! Which is cute!
Brosc: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.
Jayco: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.

Brosc: How is the most beautiful person in the world?
Suya: *blushing* I—
Jayco, butting into the conversation: Garvin is perfect, thanks for asking.

Garvin : Shh, here comes Tatsuya!
Jayco : Quick, Brosc, start talking about boring nerd stuff!
Brosc: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.
Jayco : Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.

Brosc: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Jayco: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Brosc: ...
Brosc: You mean ring bearER, right?
Jayco: ...
Brosc: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Tatsuya: *tapping fingers on table*
Garvin : *taps fingers back furiously*
Brosc: …What’s going on?
Jayco : Morse code. They’re talking.
Tatsuya: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -
Garvin : *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Suya: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops!
Jayco: *loads shotgun* I got this.
Suya: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-