Umbria: If Isolabella and I were drowning, who would you save?
Rosalie: You two can’t swim?
Isolabella: It’s a hypothetical question, Rosalie! who would you save?
Rosalie: my time and effort.

Jayco : Brosc, you'll be working with Garvin and Tatsuya.
Brosc: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Brosc: ...Of people on a team.

Umbria: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Isolabella: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Rosalie: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Isolabella: Good thinking.

Umbria, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Isolabella: You did WHAT–
Rosalie: William Snakepeare

Tatsuya: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Jayco : You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Brosc: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Garvin : One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

Garvin : Why are your tongues purple?
Brosc: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Tatsuya: I had a red one.
Garvin : oh.
Garvin :
Garvin : OH.
Jayco :
Jayco : You drank eachothers slushies?

Brosc, about Suya: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Jayco: Are we stealing them?
Garvin: New or used?
Brosc: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Brosc: *is hugging Tatsuya*
Jayco : Hey! It's my turn to hug Tatsuya!
Jayco : *grabs Tatsuya*
Garvin : *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!
Brosc: No, It's still my turn!
Tatsuya: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
Jayco : But we need the moral support!
Brosc: And you're small! Which is cute!
Garvin : If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.
Tatsuya: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.

Brosc: Christmas is cancelled.
Garvin: You can't cancel a holiday.
Brosc: Keep it up, Garvin, and you'll lose New Year's too.
Garvin: What does that mean?
Brosc: Suya, take New Year's away from Garvin.

Garvin , Jayco & Brosc: *screaming*
Tatsuya: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Brosc?!
Garvin : Wait, why are you asking Brosc that when Jayco and I are also here?
Tatsuya: Because Brosc wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.