Suya: Where's Jayco?
Brosc: Don't worry, I'll find them.
Brosc, shouting: Garvin sucks!
Jayco, distantly: Garvin is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Brosc: Found them.

Tatsuya: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out.
Garvin : Fucking Jayco and Brosc were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

Jayco: Die.
Suya: Please don't die!
Jayco: DIE!
Suya: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Garvin, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Brosc, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Suya wants Jayco to accept it as their kid.

Brosc: How is the most beautiful person in the world?
Jayco : *blushing* I—
Garvin , butting into the conversation: Tatsuya is perfect, thanks for asking.

Everyone is bullying Jayco-

Jayco : How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Brosc: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Garvin : I got distracted halfway through.
Tatsuya: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Brosc: Those darn tall old people.
Suya: Darn em' indeed.
Garvin: Don't worry, they'll be gone soon enough.
Jayco: *sharpening knife* Yes. Dead.
The Squad:
Jayco: Hahaha.
Jayco: ...Is this self-destructive behaviour?

Absolutely everyone is bullying Jayco today and I feel so bad-

Brosc, teaching Tatsuya to drive: Okay, you're driving and Jayco and Garvin walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Tatsuya: Oh, definitely Garvin . I could never hurt Jayco .
Brosc, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

The way this was the next one generated

Jayco : I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution.
Brosc: You could lose a few.
Garvin : You could be less lazy.
Tatsuya: Don’t be such a bitch.
Jayco : Okay DAMN, SHIT.