Umbria: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.

This so perfect for my girl~oh my god

Jayco: I am literally evil incarnate.
Jayco: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.
Jayco: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

Harper: Pros and cons of dating me.
Harper: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Harper: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

Suya, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Umbria: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall?
Isolabella: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.
Umbria: That's not what I asked.
Isolabella: That is all the information I have.

Isolabella: Any idiot would know that.
Umbria: I knew that!
Isolabella: See?

Isolabella: Who's in charge here?
Umbria, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

Isolabella: You use emoji’s like a straight person.
Umbria: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

Determined_Wolf said:

Incorrect Quote Generator!

Harper, Lovel, and Darvion are sitting on a bench
Finley: Why do you guys look so sad?
Harper: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Finley sits down*
Lovel: The bench is freshly painted.

*Harper is cooking*
Lovel: Any chance that’s for me?
Harper: It’s for Finley. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Darvion: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Suya: Brosc isn’t answering their phone
Garvin: I’ll call
Suya: Jayco and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Brosc: Hello?

Suya: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Jayco: Put spaghetti in it.
Suya: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Garvin: Put spaghetti in it.
Suya: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Brosc: Put spaghetti in it.
Suya: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

Skya: Linnet was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Linnet: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Skya: Linnet, you ate a chair.

Ava: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

Mauve: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Garvin: Everyone synchronise your watches.
Lovel: I don't know how to do that.
Kiran: I don't wear a watch.
Isolabella: Time is a construct.

*The gang is learning CPR on a test dummy*
Mauve: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?
Brosc: No, Mauve. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.
Mauve: No, that’s not part of it—
Brosc: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?
Lovel: I would want to live with no legs.
Brosc: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Lovel. You don’t do anything.
Mauve: All right, well, lets get back to it. ‘Cause you’re losing him. *Brosc pumps frantically* Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.
Brosc: Okay, that’s uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
Garvin: How’s that gonna help you?
Brosc: I will divide and then count to it.
Garvin: Right.
Mauve: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?
Brosc: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.

Brosc: YOU CHEATED!
Ava: So did my dad, but hey, my mom knew it all and even sorted out their wedding, so what’s the problem?
Mauve: I… can confirm that that actually happened.
Brosc: …What.

Mauve: How would you like your coffee?
Umbria: As dark as my soul.
Mauve: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!

Umbria: Kiran, you’re such a genius!
Kiran: Yes, I know.

Jayco: You're smiling. What happened?
Mauve: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Umbria: Harper tripped and fell down the stairs today.

Suya: You know, Lovel gives Davorin flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Jayco: Okay.
*Later*
Jayco: *gives Davorin flowers*
Davorin: ???
Jayco: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

Harper: What is your biggest weakness?
Finley: I can be uncooperative.
Harper: Okay, can you give me an example?
Finley: No.

Gene: Garvin , I'm sad.
Garvin : *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Harper: Lovel, I'm sad.
Lovel, nodding: mood.

Suya: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Jayco: Rude.
Mauve: That’s fair.
Umbria: Not again.
Bella: Are you going to want this back?

Lovel: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Darvion: Wasn't Finley with you?
Finley: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.