I wondered why the frisbee kept on getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

What's the least spoken language in the world? Sign language. 😁

I visited a Weight loss Website, they told me I had to have cookies disabled.

I have a joke :D How many Sevys did it take to leave this conversation? 0 cause Sevy ain't even here...peace mutherheckers!

I was going to tell you a fighting joke, but I forgot the punch line.

A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

*Takes a break from jokes and bakes cake for everyone*

Jamaica pie? Nah, that's a Bahama split.

Haha