guilty... literally anytime i'm outside :P

ever obsessed over a movie or song and watched/listened to it a million times, and then one day lost all interest in it?

Guilty. This happens all the time.

Have you ever flopped down only to discover you sat on something dangerous?

Guilty 100%

Ever jackknifed a trailer?

Innocent? Lol

Have you ever purposely ate something knowing it wouldnt agree with your stomach? (Ex: being lactose intolerant but still consuming dairy)

Guilty. Shrimp is yummy but...

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Ever accidentally ate paper?

Innocent surprsingly

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Have you ever egged someone's house or car?

Guilty, they never found out who it was

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Ever called a teacher mom or dad?

guilty all the way

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ever accidentally hit your head playing the vr?

Innocent, but only because I don't have one.

Ever stopped and stared out a window while doing dishes, just letting the warm water run over your hands as all thoughts seemingly halt in your brain for a good five minutes?

guilty. i broke that plate though

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Ever tripped over your dog?