Granted but you can only destroy yourself

granted, but the other animals recognize that you weren't born a wolf and shun you.

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I wish I can eat banannas

Granted, but you can't eat any other food ever.

I wish I could see ghosts.

Granted but the ghost possese you

I wish for a lover.

Granted but you may never see them.

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I wish I could own a shop.

Granted but your finger's will never stop strumming.

I wish for a puppy.

Granted but it dies suddenly after a week

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I wish for a hedgehog

Granted but you can never hold it.

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I wish to become a chicken B)

Granted, but you get eaten

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I wish I could have a never ending supply of coffee