Granted but it breathes fire and burns everything you own.

I wish for a fruit smoothie.

Granted, it was made out of moldy fruit that is over a year old.

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I wish for a camel

Granted,But the camel is deflatable,and spits at you constantly.

I wish for a friend

Granted but the friend is plotting your death with the person closest to you

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I wish to stop being a workaholic

Granted, but you will never do anything productive again

I wish I didn't need sleep and I would never feel tired

Granted but you have to eat kale for the rest of your life

I wish to be able to comfort people

Granted but all your relationships will be unstable due to your comforting nature.

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I wish I had all the candy

Granted, but all the candy has been coated with an excessive amount of salt.

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I wish that I never experienced exhaustion (both physically and mentally.)

Granted! But.. You have constant high energy, and this tends to annoy a lot of people. Especially since you literally cannot sleep.

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I wish i could fix everyone around me's problems

Granted, instead all of their problems get thrown onto you for you to deal with. No exceptions.

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I wish that I never experienced pain.