Granted, but its a hologram

I wish to have magic

Granted, but it's only pull-a-bunny-out-of-a-hat type magic

I wish to have teleportation

Granted, but the only place you can teleport to is to the center of the Sun.

I wish for someone else to comment in this thread.

Granted, But this is the last time you'll be able to comment for the next two pages 😏

I wish for the power to turn invisible

Granted, but you have no way to become visible again.

I wish for the power to control the weather.

Granted. But everytime you control the weather, someone dies.

I wish for a new phone

Granted but its a wall phone

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I wish for a dog!

Granted, but it's a dog breed that you dislike.

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I wish for another horse!

Granted, you get a small wooden horse that fits in the palm of your hand.

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I wish for nothing to go my way

Granted but you are destined to be alone forever with the best luck

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I wish for a pet dragon!