I wish for people to stop corrupting my chicken nugget wishes

Granted, but it results your post has killed the game.

(Revive attemp)

I wish the afterlife theory was true.

Granted, but the afterlife is such a horrific place.

~

I wish I could be a kid again.

Granted but you are homeless

I wish for cookies

Granted but you get tiny cookies.

I wish for stuffed animals.

Granted but you get all the ugly ones that nobody wants

I wish for a pony

Granted, but its an asshole shetland who you can never get near without being kicked:

I wish that I could eat and not gain weight!

Wish granted! But all the food you eat has no taste.

I wish I could binge watch my favorite show without consequences.

Granted but while you binge watch the show everyone you know dies.

I wish I had a airplane ^-^

Granted but it's on fire and it explodes. BOOM

I wish for a trip on a GRYPHON!