Granted, but the spoon will become alive and run away.

I wish for another cat.

Granted, but this cat hates your other cat, and hid all the time

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I wish for my dog to come home.

Granted but it's always afraid of you

I wish for a wolf

Granted but it's a rabid wolf , and it bites you, so the virus kills you in 15 days.


I wish for a stick of dynamite.

Granted, but it blows up immediately.

I wish for a Jaguar.

Granted but it escapes

I wish for a thousand more uncorrupt wishes

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Granted! But you wreck it within 5 minutes

I wish for unlimited money

Granted! But everything you buy with it breaks.

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I wish for godly animating and drawing skills.

Granted, but you'll be very busy and you get zero time to use those skills.

I wish for dire wolves to come back.