Granted, but this cat has razor sharp claws and hates small children

I wish for the ablitity to fly

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Granted but everything seems to slow down around you

I wish I had a new TV

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Granted but other people decide what you shapeshift into

I wish for a lifevest

Granted but its in pieces

I wish for art skills!

Granted but you have nothing to use them on

I wish for a fish

Granted but its as big as a house >:D

I wish for a husky

Granted, but it farts all the time and steals your food.

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I wish for a pringle (hungry)

granted, but it will be a crumb of a pringle

i wish for a spoon