Granted but it's only your leg hair that's purple

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I wish for ballpoint pens that work and have the perfect amount of ink.

Granted, but the pens are very flimsy and break every time, making an inky mess.

I wish I had a calighraphy pen.

Granted, but the ink is invisible.

I wish to be good at math.

Granted but you no longer can read letter, having only know numbers for the rest of your life.

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I wish for a pair of brass googles with a leather strap and orange tinted lenses that never dulls or breaks and always fits perfectly.

Granted, but they fit perfectly to everybody else but you.

I wish for my dog to stop eating my food.

Granted,but it starts eating your shoes

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I wish I can be a cat!

Granted, but you are bullied by fools who think cats are bad luck

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I wish for an uncorruptible wish

Geanted, but you can no longer make any more wishes

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I wish for art inspiration

Granted, but your inspiration was a scribble on paper.

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I wish for a shiba inu pup

Granted but it destroyed your house

I wish for a new cat