Banned because that's a terrible reason to ban someone.

Banned because you are a mod

Banned because mods can ban people

Banned because you banned me for banning you

Banned because I've banned you before

Banned because you're online this time.

Banned for having an awesome avatar

Banned for also having an awesome character

Banned for not having an avatar

Banned for having a name relating to a holiday that recently passed.