Banned for having been banned by people in this game fewer time than I have

Banned for being banned by me and then banning me back

Banned for saying the word Ban too many times.

Banned for banning me for saying "ban" too many times when it should have actually have been the word "Banned"

Banned because technically, you did say "Ban" a lot.

Banned for breaking words apart to justify your original banning

Banned because my grammatical activities are none of your concern.

Banned because you were banning me with your grammatical activities and making them my concern

Banned because you'll never discover my secret identity.

Banned because why would I want to know your secret identity