GOALS

QUOTES FROM THE DREAM SMP

Officer, I drop-kicked that child in. SELF. DEFENCE. - Technoblade

RIP that ranboo ayyeee... NO! - Ranboo

You fvcked up for the last time Dream - TommyInnit

This is checkmate - Tubbo_

This place will be a lot different tommorow - JSchlatt

If I can't make people smile, I will make them cry - Fundy

It was never meant to be - Eret, Wilbur Soot

We've been overlooked for way to long - Nihachu

Tommy fvcked up - Dream

We're gonna prove them all wrong - Sapnap

Do you think I wanted this, you think I wanted, this? - BadBoyHalo

I'm going to fvcking kill you - Quackity

I got rid of the voice, I-I got rid of it - Ranboo

I have something that you'll never have. I have The Blade - TommyInnit

*Gasp* BEES! OMG I love bees - Tubbo_

Have some blue, calm yourself - Wilbur Soot

Dude, this guy doesn't have a house -. I HAVE A HOUSE! HE OWNS THE MINECRAFT - SERVER AND NEVER BUILT A HOUSE - Technoblade&Dream

Dream you little green booger, come here - Sapnap

2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease - Ranboo

*Looks at fanart* Aww so cute" Thank you bana - FVCKING BANANAS *puts hand on sign* Home Home - Wilbur Soot

I FEEL LIKE A DINEY PRINCESS AGAIN - Dream

I CHOOSE BLOOD - Technblade

Am I a villan in this story? - Wilbur Soot

It’s past your bedtime huh it’s past the time where I asked, okay? - Ranboo

Good things don't happen to heroes - Technoblade

I wanna fvck the brown M&M - Wilbur Soot

Queasy chum bungled lard... That's a horrible name to live with - Charlie Slimecicle

Silly motherfvcker with his arms in the air - Wilbur Soot

Just kill3d a woman. Felling good - TommyInnit

WHITE FLAGS! OUTSIDE YOUR BASE BY TOMMOROW, OR YOUR DEAD - Dream

If the crown fits, wear it - Ranboo

Jack Manifold? Ahhh! Jack Manifold! Jack Manifold fall off bridge. Jack Mani fall off bridge? Jack Mani byeee! Jack Mani drown - Fundy

Bruuuuuuuuh - Technoblade

Wilbur Soot and the soil munchers - Wilbur Soot

Have a carrot, calm yourself - TommyInnit

SHEESHHHHHH - Jack Manifold

Daddy chill, please - Sapnap

Sharing is caring and I DON'T CARE! -Dream

We didn't start the fire, it was always burning as the world was turning!- Tubbo

I crave validation from twitter erRrrRrR - Ranboo

I got you a girl. Bad news, she's American - TommyInnit

Dream is in mass hysteria, George is trapping people, I don't wanna live here anymore - Sapnap

SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE!! - Technoblade

Awh, PIDGEOOON....NOOOOOOO! - Wilbur Soot

Why are you British?' Die! - TommyInnit

Philll I don’t want to play with the weird neighbor kid! - Wilbur Soot

We are all gonna be safe, and we’re all gonna have a great time… What in the Jesus Christ was that??! - Ranboo

Oii you c0ck - Jack Manifold

Egg,Mouth,NOM - Tubbo_

Hey, mamas - Sapnap

I want a bell - Technoblade

Someone just said, go, white boy, go! - Quackity

GET OUT OF MY HALLWAY - TommyInnit

I'm gay for the egg - Wilbur Soot

Sapnap, I will eat your children. Each and every single one, that you'll ever have. I will actually fork and knife, medium rare eat every single one of your own children. - Ranboo