okay okay i won't waste your time. you can get up to 75 mush a day from AvA wins alone(which can be done in 30 clicks), and up to 500 mush at the end of the week(based on activity!). so go ahead and apply, because a few clicks = free mush.

-why waste time with lore and history and "what we stand for"?

-if you want an alliance to earn mush and leave you alone, then this is for you.

-the mushroom hole is periodically disbursed to members based on activity.

If you attack and win	= 10 mush
If you successfully defend	= 5 mush
If you attack and lose	= 2 mush
If you fail to defend	= nothing

-you only get paid if you fall into the "leaders" of offense or defense. there are 20 possible leader spots so it should be pretty easy to achieve.

-I pay myself what I pay everyone else, except in the case I need extra help renewing my Premium so I can continue disbursing our winnings.

-everyone is recommended to offer breeding and sales discounts to the alliance - we help each other earn mush and help each other save mush

-this is not a PvP alliance but apples earned are shared with the most active

-I do have life outside of WP, so sometimes i may forget to send out mush. I try to send extra the next week if I can.

-battle if you are able to defeat more than half of the other alliance

-no free rides. winning is kind of a communal effort. if you don't attack and lose defenses you're more likely to be kicked.

★★★★★ Winning quickly, 5/5 stars, everyone is happy ★★★★☆Winning slowly, 4/5 stars, could be better but won't complain ★★★☆☆Losing quickly, 3/5 stars, better this than nothing ★★☆☆☆Losing slowly, 2/5 stars, it's better to move on to next battle ☆☆☆☆☆Sitting in the same battle for days because no one is active, 0/5 stars

-check to see if you have the minimum dominance requirement.

-make sure you are in fewer than 3 other alliances(for our upgraded friends; just make sure you have an alliance space available)

donations, while appreciated, are not necessary and will not help you get exempted from the dominance requirement or make up for inactivity.

no text is required to apply but i don't mind a quick summary on your activity and how many times a day you might be able to attack on average :)