My mother tongue is Hessian- I look human but I'm actually German and my hobbies are hoarding blackholes and throwing people into blackholes XD

also breaking brains is a side hobby-

I look human but I'm actually German

xD

that's great

if I just insert Australian there instead, it'll work for me aha

Also. StOp PrOcrAStiNATinG! Take the first step and go! I'll throw your alien butt into a blackhole if I see you online-

We Germans are an entirely new species. We eat shoe soles as desert. And bags of wind XD we also like to eat bee stings and spring-

You mean Australian-

all Aussies are aliens

I mean, the term is interchangeable aha

bloody hell, I'll go now >.<

Dude I'll make an Aussie parody of that tomorrow

nOooooO! You need less to do! Not more!

The Aussie Alien is still online- I'm getting my backholes ready.

..........Why do you break brains?

We Aussies are a completely brand-new, top of the range species. Regularly, we battle off vicious drop bears and scare tourists with stories of the Yowie. Our comfortable temperature range is usually in the 20s (Celcius), but can bear up to 40C and in certain areas have adapted to colder temperatures like those around 0.

Some taunt us with the myth that we do not exist. We are as real as the drop bears with their bristled fur and miniature fangs. Others say we are just a gang of convicts and savages. Those are the Yowies. Not Aussies. Big difference. Shoulda gone to Specsavers

Beware. We have Irukandji jellyfish, the blue-ringed octopus, dingoes, kangas, salties, freshies, Ned Kelly, a literal cannibal (Alexander Pearce), stonefish and just about every snake and spider you didn't want to meet on our side.

G'day