Wiederinstandsetzung said:

Shadow Master said:

Wiederinstandsetzung said:

Boundless said:

Shadow Master said:

Wiederinstandsetzung said:

I have glasses too... its kinda sad how my brother has 20/20 eyesight while I have 4/20 or something...

Brothers are mean.

And incompetent.

My twin brother, who should be able to preform a simple task such as making mac and cheese asked me for help. I told him no, figure it out, you should be able to do this by now in your life (I'm usually way more tolerant of this, but he's been doing this kinda thing for his entire life, and I reckon he needs to learn to fend for himself). Then he ordered me to come helping, saying something along the lines of 'women belong in the kitchen, right?'

Well. Then I kinda lost it, because this is the tenth time he has made a comment like this in the past week.

Brothers are great.

My brother is the same way except he's six years older!
Brother: Hey, how to I warm up the bread
Me: The intructions are right there.
Brother: Yeah... okay.
Me: Bye.
one hour later
Brother: So how do I do the bread?

Easy, just say "You'e the one making it, how should I know?"

Eh XD
Probably because I've made it before and like Spaghetti's brother he 'ironicly' says women belong in the kitchen.
That's usually when my mom gets the spanking spoon XD

Crimson Skies said:

Shadow Master said:

Boundless said:

Shadow Master said:

Wiederinstandsetzung said:

I have glasses too... its kinda sad how my brother has 20/20 eyesight while I have 4/20 or something...

Brothers are mean.

And incompetent.

My twin brother, who should be able to preform a simple task such as making mac and cheese asked me for help. I told him no, figure it out, you should be able to do this by now in your life (I'm usually way more tolerant of this, but he's been doing this kinda thing for his entire life, and I reckon he needs to learn to fend for himself). Then he ordered me to come helping, saying something along the lines of 'women belong in the kitchen, right?'

Well. Then I kinda lost it, because this is the tenth time he has made a comment like this in the past week.

Brothers are great.

Slap him and say 'I dare you to say that to (Insert female's name)"

"I dare you to say that to Crimson, who will send an irukandji jellyfish over and literally every dangerous Australian animal that ever existed" *^*

lol

Crimson Skies said:

Schatten

The spanking spoon? :0

The wooden spoon?

The stuff of nightmares?

xD

.

I gotta go now, g'bye everyone :')

Boundless said:

Crimson Skies said:

Shadow Master said:

Boundless said:

Shadow Master said:

Wiederinstandsetzung said:

I have glasses too... its kinda sad how my brother has 20/20 eyesight while I have 4/20 or something...

Brothers are mean.

And incompetent.

My twin brother, who should be able to preform a simple task such as making mac and cheese asked me for help. I told him no, figure it out, you should be able to do this by now in your life (I'm usually way more tolerant of this, but he's been doing this kinda thing for his entire life, and I reckon he needs to learn to fend for himself). Then he ordered me to come helping, saying something along the lines of 'women belong in the kitchen, right?'

Well. Then I kinda lost it, because this is the tenth time he has made a comment like this in the past week.

Brothers are great.

Slap him and say 'I dare you to say that to (Insert female's name)"

"I dare you to say that to Crimson, who will send an irukandji jellyfish over and literally every dangerous Australian animal that ever existed" *^*

lol

YEES

Thank you >.<

I know have an answer besides holding my tongue and narrowly avoiding the urge to clock him in the face.

(true story. He told me something really sexist about...a year ago? that I don't care to repeat, I punched him in the stomach (I dunno... couldn't bring myself to punch him in the face) then pinned him to the ground and stood there with my knee in his back until he apologized.)

Crimson Skies said:

Starro-maggaro

If I ever tried to punch my brother, he would probably pulverise me and break every bone in my body >.<

He's also over 6 feet, so I'm almost a frigging midget next to him

Wiederinstandsetzung said:

for my brother I know he's joking when he does his sexist jokes but I usually don't appreciate them.
I know he's not sexist because of a lot of stories I care to remember though XD
He's also a 6'2 giant with feet as big as bigfoots and has actually made me fly backwards in a kicking drill for Taekwondo XD
So I wouldn't dare punch him... I go for verbal abuse.