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I just realized that Think Thonker already made their post- I am so stupid ahhhhhhhh! T~T |
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So I was about to fall asleep at my desk, as one does over spring break, and a thought-scenario woke me up. I am going to post it here lest the plot bunny chew through my brain. ====================== Calvin: Oh, hey Arieth- JESUS CHRIST! Ariethous, covered in blood: *Drops corpse of some random dude who was mildly rude to Cal on the street at Cal's feet* I have completed one facet of my purpose. Tyler in the background, to the rest of the group, in a terrible Australian accent: And here you see the courtship practices of the wild Celtic Swordcat. It presents its chosen mate with an enemy, either alive or dead depending on the pursued mate's perceived preferences. Observe now, how it seeks acceptance for its suit with the tribute. If rejected, this specimen will likely try again in a more extravagant display in order to prove its suitability and ability to protect. If accepted, the propositioned mate will never be without the suitor for the rest of their natural lives. In the event of a competitor, this Swordcat will attempt to brutally murder the other prospects. It will not surrender, and the fight would continue until one party died. Sadly, it is often quite common for both challengers to kill each other, which is one of the main reasons why this particular species is so endangered today. Don't be afraid to take pictures, folks, as this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see these majestic creatures with your own eyes! Calvin: Dude, clean yourself off! I don't want you getting implicated for murder! Ariethous: But do you like it? |
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heavy breathing I absolutely love that- Oh! Also here is a short post for Cal with lots of angst! (yayyyyy!) |
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Ariethous is totally the kind of housecat that leaves dead birds on its owners bed. |
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Plus, complete sidenote, I've never made an incorrect punching fist, at least as far as I can remember. You know, where your thumb is tucked inside the other four fingers. I didn't know it was an actual thing until I was 16. Apparently it's supposed to be more natural for people? I dunno, I'm weird. |
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I am so gonna have so much angst in my next post- And all of it won't just be for Ariethous >:3 Though the majority of it will be lmao |
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So funny story- I used to make the correct fist before I misread in some instructions I was looking at for how to write a certain fighting scene and started making the wrong fists. I am trying to get better but now it is just instinct to do it incorrectly. >.> Oh god not poor Aries and Nabih!! :< |
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Thonks is armed. I repeat, Thonks is armed! The major criminal has reclaimed the captured Angst Stick from the police, and has been seen using it liberally on magical teens. Watch out, America! |
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@Determined Just so you know, Aries has tons of scars at his scalp from scratching in the past as well- Just letting you know for all that good ol' angst XD - @Canis Indeed, I am! And I am not afraid to beat them to a pulp with the angst stick! Hahahahhahahahah |
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Terror roams the streets tonight. |
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