I just back-read all of this Eryx stuff. Love it, good job getting a small secret out of Socrates, I'm proud. XD

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Also, you were speaking about the fact that our children are getting kidnapped by a soccer mom, correct?

I'd like to say that Leroy is also a soccer mom. He raised his sisters who both played soccer, and yes, the over-protective, angry boi that you see now was, indeed, the overly enthusiastic parent in the stands that brought extra snacks for everyone and offered to walk them home if needed. XD

Also, I got jelous of all the angst, so you will get a Leroy angst story soon. I gave you too much fluff, now I must override it with pain, lmao

Just read the Ethan-Axel story. I love the idea that Ethan is the kind of person who would absolutely knife a bitch at literally any moment, but he keeps forgetting the take something to shank ya with. He's got like, an entire wardrobe quite literally filled to the brim with sharp, stabby objects. If you opened the door, you get buried underneath several pounds of glass shards, broken rebar, various knives of all shapes and sizes, etc. But he keeps forgetting to grab one on his way out. Ethan can remember his keys, phone, wallet, but not the knife. Never the knife.

Yes. I love this headcanon. Aries approves, Nabih does not.

That's actually not far off, Canis, not completely correct though XD

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Ethan actually always has a knife on him, even (or rather, especially) when he's in bed. And Ethan did indeed have a whole collection of sharp, pointy objects that can kill you when he was living with Val (of course, these were all hidden. The only weapon that Val actually allowed E to have was a pocket knife that he gave him to protect himself outside of the house.) The problem is actually him forgetting that he has a weapon at his disposal-

You see, little Ethan acts on pure instinct in any stressful situation, and his first instinct is usually to just jump in without thinking and without any regaurd for his own protection. His knife is usually in his pocket and he often has another in his shoe, so he rarely gives himself enough time to actually remember it being there before jumping head-first into the deep end. Actually, Ethan usually only remembers 'oh wait- I have a knife.' About half-way through a fight... Or after its over.

He really just needs someone to shout at him to use his weapon before charging. XD

Random bitch: *ready to fight Ethan over something stupid*

Ethan: No thanks.

Random bitch: *Insults Axel*

Ethan: So you have chosen death *charges*

Tyler(ready to watch his boyfriend kill someone and silently hoping for a severed limb): Yeah! Stab him, babe!

Ethan: *Oh shit, I have a knife-*

Random bitch: Proceeds to get stabbed

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Yes, TJ got his limb.

I think I prefer that version even more. Ethan's spirit animal is a porcupine. Not for his personality or values, but because he hoards all things sharp like dragons do gold.

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Oh my god. Idea. Tyler propses to Ethan with an eight-inch knife.

I misread eight as eighty and now I can't stop picturing tiny sassy Ethan carrying a bigass knife that can kill God.

For some reason, I just imagined Ethan in a doctor's coat helping with surgery and the doctor goes, "Scalpel" and he just pulls out a giant knife and hands it over