Nah, that's why I'm asking what it'll take to get them into the van. Because she ain't doing that lmao

Ello world, Sooo, for the white van soccer mom thingy. Evie is, well...how do I put this gently...socially dumb. She got the 'don't get into strangers vans' talk as a kid once but that was like 10 years and a lot of trauma ago so she's likely to just get in the van. Especially if they're nice and it says snacks.

Cal would get in the van if Evie did but look her dead in the eye and probably say: "If you get us into a Saw scenario or something out of a horror movie, I will constantly berate you in Mario Kart till you hate the game."

All is well. My crops are watered, the skies are clear, global warming has stopped. I have just returned from having my fingers nommed by seven, seven adorable Cavalier King Charles Spaniel puppies and my life is complete.

That's good. And adorable.

AHHHHHH puppers micwuppers!!!

My fingers have tiny tooth marks and I suddenly hate the human body's natural ability to heal.

Get cute colorful bandaids like Cal then!

Why would anyone want to cover up puppy chew-marks? They thought they could get milk from my finger tips!

Awwwww cutie ba tutties!