500ish? Maybe? Don't quote me on that, use your google.

454. According to google. So close, Canis. Anyways. You got 1,362 skittles. Take 454 of them for yourself, and then give everyone else 302.

There are horribly disfigured skittles in my bag. Like, if candy could possibly have tumors, these skittles would be it. And now you've made me think of horrific candy monsters held in captivity by the big sugar corporations. Just, these huge & horrifying mounds of candy, and there are a bunch of workers cutting off sections to package and sell while they regenerate. Like, chocolate is the blood of these creatures (Dark chocolate is from the 'heathiest', milk comes from the averagely healthy, and white from the equivalent of dangerously high cholesterol), and they just pour the stuff into shaped molds & wait for it to coagulate into bars or dots or rabbits or whatever. Licorice comes from the tendons, of course, and flavoring is added later. Skittles, are, obviously, something like moles on the skin, and the candy monster equivalent of skin is that Fruit Roll-Up stuff. Twislers are from the muscles, and the bones are made from butterscotch. I'm sorry.

Hell yeah I wanna see that candy monster!! >:D

These candy monsters sound delicious.

I almost thought Skittles would be tumors and maybe there was this terrible cancer causing illness in the candy kingdom and some monsters get it worse than others so that explains the deformity.

Thank you! Oh no- I'm starting to think mine is really bad allergies too, because I don't have a fever or anything. Hope we both get better soon! :D

If you just took a bite of them, it wouldn't taste too good, I think. Unflavored liquorice, chocolate, Twislers, & skittles, all in one mouthful.

I mean- It would make sense-

Honestly terrifing though XD

Oh God-