Hehe that's good!

my dog is loco

so we couldn't play with her because we were all working or were occupied. When Chance wants to play, she grabs her toy (a ball, rope, etc.) and will shove it in our laps or dance around us with it in her mouth.

She knows that whenever she grabs a sock or something more important than a toy, we'll chase her, even if we are busy, to get it back. And so she now actively hunts for anything but her toys to grab and show us because she knows we'll try to take it, which she evidently thinks is a hilarious game.

Today, with the house completely clean, she couldn't access the laundry basket, anything like that. And so she walks into the bathroom, gets by the door, digs around in the trashcan, pulls out toilet paper, and returns. Then she shoves it in our faces because she knows we'll chase her.

the little fluff has learned to put different values in different objects based on our interest in them

I've created a monster I think

... Did you chase her? XD

Stop being busy and play with le cute, adorable pupper. *^*

yes because we were concerned she would eat it and get a bowel obstruction or something lmao

yes I know we should but life just has this thing where it yeets stuff to do in our faces -

Yeet it back-

well -

yes -

but also I'm not that powerful lmao

no one is that powerful-

But one doesn't need to be that powerful when one can steal a black hole from Shatter ;)

Pf- you know all the blackholes you guys steal aren't real?
All the blackholes I've sent to you guys haven't actually arrived yet. Even if they travel light speed it'll be at least a couple thousand years. All the countdowns were just me counting down to hit the summon button. I don't even know where I hide my blackholes. I have like a thousand hoards, but are any of them real? maybe?