I don't think you even had to add the angst part to the ship names because angst comes with everything in this story. You want to ride the train? Angst. You want to look at dog photos? Angst. You want to eat a sandwich? That comes with a side of chips and angst. Eat up bitch.

Pretending I'm not late to the convo real quick- Evie's favorite dessert is sugar cookies. In general, she doesn't really like sweets but sugar cookies are the exception, especially if they're decorated.

My entire existance has been validated

Cal is so going to make Evie and Axel and the others cookies later on in the story-

All shall bow down!

Yes, the new empress!!

I sell the postage stamps. Fear my secret shipping power.

Be prepared for Aries to refuse them both out of angst and out of the fear that they will be far too sweet and overwhelming in flavor.

Cal will purposely try to make them extra LESS sugary for Aries then once he figures out. It'll be hard for someone who loves to add so much sugar to things, but he'll do it for him! (haha totally not a Steven Universe reference- >.>)

Ethan will help :)