Part 1
*Axel's just trying to get the other two to understand that he loves them, but they're both oblivious as fuck*
Axel: Okay, just sit down and listen, okay?
Cal + Aries: *Obediently sit down*
Axel: *Speaking slowly, as though addressing a child* I love you.
Cal: Awww, we love you too! You're a great friend.
Aries: If you say so...
Axel: No, no. Aries, I do, please stop doubting it, and Cal, I meant as more than a friend...
*Confused silence*
Cal: ... So, like best friends?
Aries: *Nods* I think like best friends.
Axel: *Facepalm* Noooo. I give up, you guys are hopeless. Ethan! They won't take the fucking hint!
Ethan: *From the other room where he's cuddling with Tyler* Told you they wouldn't! Evie, Tyler, Leroy, we're doing plan C!
Axel: Oh no...
Nabih: *Notebook in hand* Welp, this will be chaotic.
Tyler: *Evil smirk* Leroy: Fuck yeah!
Cal + Aries: *More confused silence*
Axel: I'm so sorry you two..