I have many smol friends who make me do bad decisions, and one very tol friend who makes me do absolutely terrible decisions like jump a fence and ride the preschooler's tricycles around in the middle of the night for an hour.

So - but -

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no. Quit blaming stuff on inanimate objects -

I know my dad very well. But I just learned that I have no idea who my mom is. At all. My dad said that it's been twenty years and he still can't figure her out. She's,,, dunno.

I really have to meet your friends now- they sound absolutely amazing. A German chaotic doom bringer would be an amazing addition, I think :D

But iT wAsn'T mY FaULt-

Mothers are special XD
I've lived with my mom most of my life, because my dads been working overseas for a lot of the time, but I'm pretty close to both of them.
My mom has a temper and is a perfectionist and my dad is just a tell me what to do and I'll do it kinda guy XD
Also- because earlier you said I should call my dad Kartoffel, I just remembered I like to call him daffodil because his name starts with a D and he hates it when people misspell/pronounce his name/last name SD

I feel like Thulo is a bit of a Karen XD

ohoho yes I think so >:) yes, my friends are chaotic and wonderful except when they are not and annoy me by snatching my computer and downloading a permanent duck that is stuck there for a week

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wrong, doom

it is never the inanamite objects fault and therefore the blame falls none other than on your brother, who is obviously just sending vengeful winds to push objects into you

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I feel like most mothers are scary and have a temper aha

and that's the best nickname I've ever hears :0 I called my dad buttercup a few times when he was being slow. the whole 'hurry up buttercup' thing. But daffodil is great *^*

people butcher my name and my dad's name all the time :') my dad does not care at all and it's kinda funny

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thulo is more of a karen than karin heh

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not that well

mum never tells me anything

at all

ever

except snippets that sometimes incriminate other people-

and dad

he's old

he has so much life experience that he hasn't shared xD

my mother also has a temper

she is so darn emotional

and she's like oh how do you feel about going to dad's

and I'm like eh

and she's like w h a t that isn't an emotion

and I go I know it isn't
aha

she's also very very strict

dad's really chill most of the time

he makes a lot of jokes

a lot

hurry up buttercup? I haven't heard that one before :0

I only know suck it up, buttercup

Spaghetti

imma ask my brother if he can pick me up in Germany and fly me to Maryland and then I'll use my doom skills to wander through the woods and cities till I find you and your friends >:D

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YeS- but seriously, I was getting dressed today and I find a new bruise right on my knee- I don't even have anything to blame because I don't know where it came from XD

also- remember when I dropped boiling water on my wrist a few months ago, when my mom was having migraines?

Last week the skin that was hit by the water just suddenly decided turn into a really dry patch... it's not peeking like with a sunburn- but it's dry- I, again, have no idea why XD

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I wonder how Karin and Thulo will get along- Karen's unite or Karen's fight? XD

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Spaghtti and Cousin It

thats it. I'm convinced all mothers and fathers are two separate entities.

the mothers are short tempered emotional rulers of the family, and the fathers are pillows of jokes and fun and confusion. And insulting nicknames XD

I haven't nicknamed my father yet :0

also I'm really really tired

and it's Monday

the holidays have EnDeD :'D

I shouldn't have stayed up on Friday night

and I'm at dad's now

and my old, very creaky bed is here

also dad messing with the crockery early

also also also the bowls that we bought yesterday look like plates with a dent in them and I don't like it >.>

Mother -

Ah, now you see how I feel. xD

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My mother isn't that short tempered... that would be my dad more like. I mean, they're both GREAT parents and I love them, but yeah.... You don't wanna get on Dad's bad side. ;-;

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StOrY tImE wItH oNyX:

When I was young, I was EXTREMELY stubborn. Refusing to clean my room, do school, ya know, the usual... And normal disciplining didn't work. Spankings, standing in the corner, nope and nope. So finally, Dad just went through my room, grabbed stuff as he saw it, threw it in a trash bag, then took it outside and..... burned it. Movies, toys, games, all of it. Whatever that bag would hold. It was bad. ;-;

But THAT worked... I'm still stubborn, but it's a TON better now, aha.

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My dad had a pretty normal childhood, besides the fact that he'd whack my grandfather with a baseball bat and run or the fact that one of them would hide behind a wall (depended on who got home first) and would attack the other.... Or the fact that my father almost DiEd. ;-;

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My mother..... Was a bookworm. Who hated going outside. And ate noodles when she moved out because they were cheap. xD

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Nephew -

The same thumb that you took a blood oath with? 0.0

Also, how bad?

Also also -

I've burned four fingers on one hand at once before.... Not fun. Big blisters and everything. X3

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Queen Scarlet -

But you got everything done?

WAIT. You're making your own bowls? 0-0

Gem Mother

not yet ^^'

I'm going to finish it tonight, but I'm expecting a phone call at 5.20, so I should ring mum and do roleplay replies when I get home
the call might go for an hour, so then I'll have a shower, eat dinner and do music

aHa no

we got them from Kmart, which I do not trust at all. There's been some claims about it that are sketchy, and I bought a satchel from there that broke in three months. Some friends bought dodgy stationary from there. The only usually alright things are the clothes and stuff that isn't made by the brand anko. Everything at Kmart is anko, I fricking swear, and it's dodgy. Thank goodness the light bulbs we got weren't anko. Dad also contemplated getting a microwave from Kmart, and I internally freaked out because I don't trust Kmart with stuff like that-

we got a set of plates and bowls, and the bowls are just pretty much plates with a dip in them

I could totally make my own bowl though :0

with clay from my friend's house